According
to George W. Dumschitz, current president of the Keystone Pipeline For
Prosperity Information Clearing House and Propaganda Center, fresh air, potable
water and unpolluted farm land are not necessary.
Dumschitz delivered the following words to an
eager group of investors today: “Yes the ideas of fresh air, and clean water
sounds nice if you’re living in the past. But we've gone way past the stage in
human civilization where we need to depend on something as unpredictable as
nature. Mother Nature is our enemy and we are at war with nature and this is a
war we will win. It is a war we must win.”
Dumschitz
went on to elaborate. “The informed
citizen of today is aware of the advancements of science
in its quest to put nature in its place.
Today we are at the cusp of a brave new future. We can kick Mother Natures’ butt and show her
the door. Today we have developed filters so efficient you can pour tar sand through
them and safely offer the effluents to your children in place of those unhealthy
sugary soda drinks they crave.
"As
you know”, Dumschitz continued, "we in the science and technology fields have
been producing fresh clean air for the growing market. That’s right. We’re damned proud of the services that we, in
our unlimited ingenuity, have devised for the benefit of the human race. Take our fresh air facility At Pistol
Whip Montana as a good example.
"The facility at Pistol Whip provides 30
percent of the fresh air needs of the entire city of Los Angeles. This factory provides containerized fresh air
at a very reasonable cost. And of course this is a product everyone needs
ensuring a high return on your investment in this industry. This facility along with the half a dozen
others now online provide all the fresh air needed for the entire west
coast of North America. Green is not the
color of a healthy environment; it's the color of money!
“All
the clamor about saving the environment for the future and fears of global
warming are a lot of hot air. Have you
seen what Mother Nature decided to do to the Northeast? A little global warming
will be good for them wouldn't you say?
“When
it comes to food nobody can do it better than the highly skilled scientists in
the GMO laboratories today. Many are not aware of this but as I speak the most
brilliant minds among us are producing
delicious hamburger in the lab.
"This
technology will eliminate the need for using land to raise cattle and allow more
drilling and mining activities to go forward.
It will also eliminate the fears of those who weep so loudly about their
precious environment supporting our life.
We can “Drill Baby Drill” and “Burn Baby Burn” and we must if we as a
nation, a society and a people are going to survive. We don’t need a healthy environment, we need jobs and profit.”
Postscript:
This
report of course is not a real news report. It is satire. George W. Dumbschitz
is merely a fanciful portrayal of the corporate propaganda machine. However it seems to me that this report
reveals the actual mindset of those for whom the natural resources are seen as
a means to profit rather than as a life support system. No one in their right
mind really believes that destroying the environment is necessary to promote
the well-being of those who live on earth.