Does Donald Trump's Penis Size Qualify Him To Be President?

There's nothing about the size of his penis that would disqualify presidential candidate, Donald Trump, from being the head of state according to the proud possessor of the, now, most famous penis in America.  Is he bigger than John Holmes?  Maybe some of his former wives will speak out on the topic.   America is waiting in suspense!

While bragging about the size of ones penis may not seem to be politically correct fare, the braggart has made a point of dismissing political incorrectness as incorrect.  He is a man that lives his values, what you see is what you get. So far we've seen nothing.  But if Jim Morrison can do it I'm sure the presidential hopeful has giant balls as well and he may give us a glimpse of his mammoth penis before election day.

If the Republican party has any sense whatsoever after seeing the success of a proud penis owner likeTrump they would try to enlist Ted Nugent as his running mate.  By doing this they will be in a position to reevaluate their association with the Duggar style family values they have parlayed into political capital over the last few decades.  Apparently there is not so much difference apart from the denial shown by one and the outright arrogance shown by the other.

Well anyhow, politics hasn't seen so much hilarity since Harry Truman threatened a news reporter for a bad review of his daughters singing skills.  After posting this I came across this humorous report about former candidate Ben Carson who has endorsed Trump.  Carson was the candidate which reminded me of the actor who played 'Buckwheat' in the Our Gang Little Rascals film series.  What it comes down to is that the Republicans have produced two candidates loved by the constituency and totally unsuited for the job.  And the carnival of fools is in full swing.

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This has been another report by Pie In The Face News where facts and truth only get in the way of the news just like in the mainstream media.