Ending Gun Related Violence
With Karma Munitions ®
With Karma Munitions ®
A lot of people are concerned about gun related
violence. Michael
McLaughlin has broken down the statistics involving gun violence to a day to
day perspective in this Huffington Post article. In the article McLaughlin
reveals what daily life looks like on the wrong end of a gun in the U.S.
“If Americans misbehaved on Jan. 15, 2013, as they typically
do, then there were 30 gun-related murders and 162 people wounded by firearms
in the country, based on the most recent figures from the Centers for Disease
Control and Prevention. On top of that, another 53 people kill themselves with
a firearm each day, according to the CDC.
Breaking it down further, three people are killed by a gun
per hour and almost seven people are shot every 60 minutes.”
That’s the facts, Jack!
Believe
it or not this statistic implies improvement representing lower gun violence
than was previously the norm. But it still makes going to get a snack at the
corner store a lot like trying to dash across the freeway. Sometimes you
make it, sometimes you don’t.
The right to bear arms should be understood as inalienable
to all citizens. Unfortunately the U.S.
itself has been trying to water this concept down. However it remains one of the centerpieces of
the 10 commandments of Democracy in the constitution of the United States.
Do I own a gun? No. I
don’t believe I need one. My enemies are few. I generally keep to myself because… well … I
don’t like to share my innermost feelings with very many people. That approach creates enemies. Check out what John Giorno says. You
might learn something helpful.
My neighbors have guns, I’m counting on them.
If necessary I will support my neighbors
by throwing rocks in the same way other oppressed people do. Throwing rocks will have the same effect as
their pop guns. We will
die in solidarity.
The fact remains; if
you desire a weapon you should be able to have one. Your government has proven ineffective in
protecting you and even if the government was doing a great job you might be
unhappy without a weapon. You should be
able to have not just one weapon, but enough to defend against the tyranny
suspected by the minds who conceived the constitution if that’s how you feel. That tyranny is thought to exist
in all attempts at governing human beings.
Some folks in Idaho are steamed up on the
issue and are willing to discriminate against potential buyers of weapons
due to their political choices. I may be wrong but understand this to be a
violation of civil liberties guaranteed by the bill of rights. Such political thought is anti-American to
its core. Its contrary to the principles
of the profit motive and indicative of the responsibility of news outlets in
creating public opinion.
To meet the need of reducing gun violence in the United
States, Karma Munitions has
introduced an entirely new way of marketing bullets. Karma
Munitions is the innovator of Karmaments,
the think before you shoot bullet.
Karmaments introduces an innovative way of allowing you to think you
are safe from gun violence and acting responsibility. The concept of pacifist ammunition becomes
reality with the appearance of Karmaments,
the pacifist’s bullet. In any society
rife with gun violence marketing this product in this way is a genuine money
maker for any ammo dealer.
The manufacturers of Karmaments
believe this marketing scheme creates a product designation whose time has
arrived. Karmaments ammunition puts
the shooter in charge of the use of his or her ammunition. This sense of moral and ethical empowerment
is calculated to reduce the number of gun related hospital admissions according
to the manufacturers claim.
Karmaments
represent a unique approach to marketing self-defense and pacifism while increasing
sales in a hostile social / political climate.
This unique sales arrangement requires the purchaser to sign a statement
of intent never to use a Karmament Bullet
without first thinking of what he or she is going to shoot instead
of shooting first and asking questions later.
No conventional armament maker has such a contract with the
purchaser. Karma Munitions, the makers of Karmament,
the pacifist’s choice in tools of violence, has pioneered this concept and is
proud to be the ammunition recommended most by most domestic violence
counselors in the entire state of Kentucky
. Some parents in the state are now voluntarily
informing teachers at their pre-school when their child has a loaded weapon in
their possession. Marjorie LockJaw of
Possum Hole put it this way: “We
volunteered to do it ourselves so the gubmint didn’t come and take our guns.”
The product is marketed as Karmaments instead of armaments because the shooter must stop and
think before shooting in order to avoid the accumulation of negative karma. If
the user of Karmaments is found
using this product in violation of the standard Karma Munitions sales agreement the
user is subject to having a real bad time for quite a while.
This new Karmaments
approach to marketing tools of violence should make both libs and conservatives
able to decide how to frame sensible gun legislation.
Have a nice day folks, I hope no one reading this gets shot
today, but if they do I hope it’s with a Karmament
Bullet, the pacifists choice when it
comes to violence.
This has been an op-ed from the editorial staff at Pie in the Face News. Some of the information in this
report is accurate some of it is bullshit. The important part is the idea you
got from it and took with you. That’s yours. If you were offended be thankful we still have
a first amendment.
Pie In The Face News has been making people scratch their
heads and ask: ”WTF?” for several years.
Hopefully it still has that effect today.
This article is meant to be received in the spirit of social
satire. If you’re offended, had your feathers ruffled, ask yourself why. Karma requires it. And read the bill of
rights again.
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