Tragic news from Washington this morning. Only two days having passed since his Inauguration President Trump has been diagnosed with Affluenza.
This news comes as a shock to the American people who have been looking forward to a positive change after the Obama years. Affluenza is a rare disease afflicting only about 5% of the population. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, a lack of concern for anyone not the patient. The symptoms of the disease itself only become apparent in inter-human relationships where the stricken person may act out in anti-social ways.
Those who stand to suffer the most from President Trump's unfortunate affliction are the American people. Courts have decided that this disease makes one incapable of recognizing right from wrong. While this disease is rarely harmful to those afflicted with it those who have contact with the afflicted person are in the most danger.
To make matters worse, due to the mental incapacity that the disease produces the victim is not able to be held legally accountable for anything he may have done.
Because the symptoms of this disease afflict others rather than the sick person, this places the entire nation at risk. He cannot be held legally responsible for anything he does due to previous court decisions. This could bode badly for the nation. We need to pray for the President's speedy recovery of both body and soul. Several specialists are already at work looking for ways to alleviate the sources of the disease. However, as is often the case when one is stricken with affluenza, President Trump is not cooperating with the specialists and refuses to release his tax returns making a speedy recovery to good health virtually impossible.
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